What the heck has been going on at Coronado City Hall?
An alert reader sent us a letter that has us well and truly SHOCKED!!
If true, then this is Bad because it defies all Logic and Common Sense.
Reader Letter
Dear Team Kiss,
I heard through the Coronado grapevine that years ago some slick dudes from out of town duped the dumb Coronado mayor and council into giving their required thumb’s up to sue in court on our behalf, to treat additional sewage from the growing Navy installation at the Imperial Beach end of the Silver Strand, even though we have no place to treat it.
Please tell me it ain’t so!
And please tell me why anyone, no matter how dumb they are, would try to bring into Coronado additional sewage from outside Coronado, but with no sewage plant here to treat it all in?
Everyone I talk to is mad at the devious Coronado mayor and council for concealing their stinky Golf Course Sewage Plant plan from us for so long.
But if they also concealed their stupid decision to sue to force the Sewage Plant on us, that blows my mind!
Awaiting your reply,
Mind Blown
Our Reply
Dear Blown Mind,
Wow!! That’s a new one on us!!
First, we haven’t heard that five of the Coronado Dunces (mayor and four councillors) voted yes to approve an expensive lawsuit to clear the way for them to force their stinky Golf Course Sewage Plant Scam on us.
Second, only the dumbest of all mayors and councillors, whose IQs are lower than their shoe size, could have been duped into such a Catastrophically Idiotic Mistake.
Third, the Sewage Lawsuit is a Giant Blunder that ends the political career of every Government Dunce who sits on Coronado City Council today. #ByeByeTraitors
Finally, if they had asked Coronado Taxpayers for their opinion beforehand, we can say with confidence that we would have DEMANDED they vote no to taking in additional sewage from out of town because we simply don’t have a Sewage Plant in which to treat it!
And we don’t have anywhere to build a new Sewage Treatment Plant anyway! We’re just a small town, after all.
Rest assured that we’ll work to get you the Sewage Lawsuit facts and expose them in a future post.
Finally, God help our tiny Island Town and protect us from the machinations of the sneaky Coronado mayor and council.
Signed,
Kiss the Coronado Golf Course Sewage Plant Goodbye Team