Risks of their Golf Course Sewage Plant Boondoggle Spell ELF

Risks of their Golf Course Sewage Plant Boondoggle Spell ELF

The stupid Government Dunces don’t care about Coronado.

The sneaky Special Interest Grinches don’t care about Coronado.

It’s obvious they don’t love Coronado like we do.

People Who Love Coronado Could NEVER Do This

When we see a cute Christmas Elf, we think of ELF – the Dangerous Engineering, Legal, and Financial Risks which Government Dunces are recklessly trying to force upon us with their stupid Sewage Plant Boondoggle.

People who love our town could never shoehorn a dirty, smelly, ugly Government Sewage Plant into our beautiful, clean, pristine Golf Course in a dense part of our Vulnerable Island, with at least THREE Active Earthquake Faults.

In other words, people who love Coronado couldn’t force the Dangerous Risks of this ridiculous Boondoggle upon us.

What kind of Dangerous Risks? E-L-F.

The areas of Dangerous Risk spell ELF.

Everyone Knows the Dangerous Risks are ELF

Everyone knows the Dangerous Risks of the Sewage Plant in three areas spell ELF.

ELF stands for E-Engineering Risks, L-Legal Risks, and F-Financial Risks.

E is for Engineering Risks

Engineering Risks include the risk of Sewage Plant failures that cause damages when Mother Nature activates one or more of our at least THREE Active Earthquake Faults.

Government incompetence aside, even Bob the Builder couldn’t make the Coronado Golf Course Sewage Plant Boondoggle 100% structurally safe from California Earthquakes.

Simply put, there is no way to make their Sewage Plant Boondoggle 100% structurally safe against California Earthquakes.

Think about it.

Coronado Government Dunces can’t even protect our Central Beach Lifeguard Tower from simple recurring rains. The evidence of their glaring failure is so obvious. They have to pile up barrier sandbags around the base of the tower when it rains!

And do we need to remind you of all of the damages caused by leaky roofs in Coronado Government buildings during the recurring rains?

If the Coronado Dunces can’t manage to successfully build a Lifeguard Tower and erect City Buildings that don’t leak when it rains, then don’t expect them to build an indestructible Sewage Plant on our Golf Course because they simply can’t do it.

L is for Legal Risks

Judges will rule in favor of plaintiffs whose homes, boats, vehicles, businesses, environmental groundwater, and bay water are irreparably harmed by Sewage Spillage when the Earthquake hits.

Legal Risks include the risk of Government Dunces being held liable by the court in hundreds of successful lawsuits brought by plaintiffs whose homes, boats, vehicles, businesses, environmental groundwater, and bay water are irreparably harmed by the spillage of hundreds of thousands of gallons of sewage from out of the Sewage Plant when the Earthquake hits.

Or, when the sewage plant fails for some other reason. You know, like ordinary recurring rains.

Perhaps one gigantic Class Action Lawsuit for all the inevitable damages caused by the Sewage Plant failure will be successful enough to bankrupt Coronado Government, once and for all.

Government Dunces ignore the Legal Risks of their Boondoggle at Coronado’s peril.

F is for Financial Risks

Financial Risks include the risk of Coronado being forced into Bankruptcy by plaintiff’s successful lawsuits for damages.

If we don’t want additional TAX HIKES, then we must stop the Golf Course Sewage Plant.

In addition to the looming danger of Government Bankruptcy, Coronado Taxpayers will be forced to pay TAX HIKES by the same Government Dunces who are responsible for the damages caused by their stupid Golf Course Sewage Plant Boondoggle.

In a nutshell, they will screw up their stupid Sewage Plant Boondoggle, and we will have to pay dearly for their failure.

Certainly, it’s not fair.

But that’s Life.

How to Limit Our Danger to Zero

The only way to limit our Dangerous ELF Risks to ZERO is this:

We must Kiss the Golf Course Sewage Plant Goodbye!