Scam Alert: It’s All in the Boondoggle’s Name

Scam Alert: It’s All in the Boondoggle’s Name

Government Dunces Named It Wrong On Purpose

Coronado Government Dunces intentionally named their Boondoggle de jour the “Golf Course Improvement Project.”

Hahahahahaha!

You may rightly ask, How does an ugly, expensive, risky Sewage Plant improve our Golf Course?

Coronado Taxpayers will answer, It doesn’t improve our Golf Course. It ruins our Golf Course and so much more. The Golf Course Sewage Plant will ruin our unique Island Paradise, our tranquility, our views, our quality of life, our cost of living, our property value rate of increase, our bank accounts, our safety, our security . . .

Red Alert: Deceptive Name Means It’s a Scam

The Life Rule here is this:

Every time your Government Dunces hide their stupid Boondoggles from you with a name that is both intentionally VAGUE and POSITIVE, nip it in the bud.

Government Boondoggle Name is Vague

How can you tell that a Boondoggle name is Vague? Because it doesn’t tell you anything real.

“Golf Course Improvement Project” could mean anything.

It deceptively brings to mind whatever the audience imagines: upgrading the greens, fixing the water sprinkler systems, fiddling around with the Pro Shop again, or remodeling the Restaurant.

The Coronado Government Dunces could have more specifically named their Boondoggle to tell you exactly what it is, but they refused to be specific and informative.

Let that sink in.

Government Boondoggle Name is Positive

How can you tell that a Boondoggle name is Positive? Because it has the words ‘improvement’ or ‘enhancement’ in it, two deceptive words used historically in Coronado.

How stupid do Coronado Government Dunces think we are?

Perhaps they think that when we see them slide an Agenda Item onto the online Public Council Meeting Agenda with the word ‘improvement’ in it, that we will just say, Okay. No need to pay attention to that Agenda Item at all because the Government calls it an ‘improvement.‘ Yawn. Snore.

No. In Coronado, the historical pattern of the positive word ‘improvement’ or ‘enhancement’ in the vague title of a Government project means only one thing: It’s a dangerous Government Boondoggle Scam that you don’t want or need.

Remember the Deceptive Name of the Last Coronado Government Boondoggle that Coronado Taxpayers Kissed Goodbye

Remember that the last time the Government Dunces tried to deceive you with an ugly, expensive, dangerous Boondoggle?

Tunnel boring machine

They named it the ‘S.R. 75/282 Corridor Transportation Improvement Project.’

My, Goodness! That’s a vague and positive title that kept popping up in the City Council Agenda Items.

Do you remember what it really was?

It was the Coronado TUNNEL Boondoggle!

You Know What To Do Next

Just as Coronado united to Kiss the Coronado Tunnel Goodbye in the past, we are united now to Kiss the Coronado Golf Course Sewage Plant Goodbye!